spacetwinks:
[family feud audience in unison voice] i’m sucking my own dick, and dying
(via kevinkinky)
keelychu:
i think we all knew a guy who wore this hat every day
(Source: klefable, via thesoz)
gjume:
no my fucking stupid mom and dad gave me too many vaccines and the mercury in them has calcified my pineal gland and i cant open my third eye
